Christian Double Speak Gobbly Goup

Meh, I'm not teh gay. I just look great.

When the so called Christian leadership continually, time after time, does the bad ol' "Don't do as I do, do as I say", ya know the hippo-crit route, the two faced fakey fake, the lying outta yo teeth-lying, then it is now wonder that the youth are leaving the faith of their parents and grandparents at exponential rates. God and Jesus are totally and fully love. It's all good and great and peaceful...well, except when it's not all good or all great or all peaceful.

This one has been brewing for a couple of days and it will  not go away, in fact it is so prevalent that a Nor Cal stoner blogger like me has given up many chances to write about this, but the opportunity is still, unfortunately, there (or is that here).

Pastor Stupid Head, the other day said the stupid head and pretty much said...kick the shit outta your teen that thinks s/he is gay, because that will work. Since then he has been in retraction mode, big time.

"The purpose of this document is to issue an official statement of retraction of any and all words that suggest that child abuse is appropriate for any and all types of behaviors including (but not limited to) effeminacy and sexual immorality of all types. I should not have said what I said about “cracking,” “punching,” and particular bias toward outward attraction of girls. Nor should I have used the words “special dispensation.” I did not say that children should be squashed. I have never suggested children or those in the LGBT lifestyle should be beaten, punched, abused (physically or psychologically) in any form or fashion. The gospel is the only source of power sufficient to deliver anyone from the power, penalty, and presence of all forms of sin including, but not limited to, all forms of sexual immorality including homosexuality ( more goodies here)."

I didn't have the heart to Google "beat up gay dudes" so I Googled "beat up car." Yuck.

Look man. I don't see godless liberals misspeaking all of the time. Right now Roger Clemens is on trial and he, infamously, said, " I misspoke." How many times have we seen the Republican Right, when called out on things like scientific fact, say "well, that's not what I meant." Look at their clergy and their religion. When it fits, then it's symbolic, but when they are trying to brainwash and instill fear, then it's "this is fact. The erffs was created in 7 days (biblical days that is), Adam and Eve are fer' reel, etc..."

Now we have Pastor Stupid Head saying "I didn't mean (literally)kick the shit outta your teen that thinks s/he is teh gay. I meant kick the shit outta your teen that thinks s/he is teh gay."

No wonder their numbers are dwindling. No frackin' wonder....

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