I Can't Quit You, Baby

I haven't done this in a while and I promised myself that I was not gonna do it anymore. In fact, didn't we collectively say that we are ALL not doing that anymore. I guess I fell off the wagon this morning. I dunno  what I was thinking, or better yet, I wasn't thinking. Wha'...my drinking, no. My weed smoking. No. I thought we were all gonna quit the Huff Po, right.

It was so funny the other nite when the awesome Black Prez congratulated Arriana (hellllooooo, I'm Kriss) for winning that journalism award for..."linking" and "not paying the writers", then he pauses and then says, "That's a good business model." If you haven't seen the Corespondents Dinner check it out. Sooooo teh funnziez. Anyhoo...

So I went to the news paper that is, pretty much, a link round up everyday and I got this gem...(Read this is a big Gawd voice.)...THE END IS NEAR, again. If I have not written about this guy before, then my Mighty Atheist Blogger Card should be revoked. I'm sure I must have at least mentioned Jesus Christ himself, the real one, the one we all have been waiting for, yes, that Jesus...Jose Luis De Jesus that is. Oh yea, and simultaneously he is also the antiChrist (am I supposed to capitalize the "a". I dunno).

Pretty ridiculous that everyone goes to church every Sunday waiting for Jesus to return, but he has totally been in Miami this whole time at his Growing Grace ministry. Not only that. Get ready for this (I'm going cap-lock)...HE SUPERSEDED THE MAYAN CALENDAR THING AND SAID THE WORLD WILL END JUNE 30. That is way before the Mayan one (Dec, 21). You guys know the drill, right.

Erffs quakes-n-shit, "cities will fall", you know the whole 9 apocalyptic yards, but wait...it gets waaaayyyyyyy better. All the "bad seeds" will be destroyed by his father, Gawd, and at the same time Jose, err, Jesus will emerge from this with powers to fly and walk thru walls; which is so baddass.

All the usual evidence is here to support his claims like extreme weather happening all around the world, the economy-n-shit, mysterious things happen-bird die off recently (pathogen), volcano's (Mexico) yada yada yada...Want even stranger and more stupid head...

His followers call him "Dad" and many get 666 tattooed on their foreheads.      

Really.

* Wiki

* That paper we said we weren't gonna do anymore.