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Message to GOP'ers, Shut Up Your Face

Confession...I Googled "
Rick Santorum anal". I couldn't resist.

Like I said the other day a couple of posts ago...religion doesn't matter in a presidential candidate, until it matters. When does it matter...when they shove it down our throats, err, or when the media ask's questions about religion, which is what happened at the last GOP debate.

"What role would religion play in your presidency?"

We can't expect "honest" answers to this question. Really, what are they supposed to say, "God beams the answers down to me, after I pray, and that invisible laser beam of "answers" that is similar to that other invisible laser beam that beams down ethics-n-morals, understanding and goodness, tells me what to do." Don't hold yer atheist breadth fer that one.

Ron Paul, smartly, said it wouldn't have any affect at all on his presidency. On the other hand, The Newt basically said mere humans are too stupid to make the really important decisions...

"Because these are decisions beyond the ability of mere mortals to truly decide without some sense of what it is that we should be doing...we have a real obligation to recognize that, if your truly faithful, it's not just an hour on Sundays...It's in fact something that should suffuse your life, to be part of who you are. And in that sense, it is inextricably tied in with how you behave."

I Googled "dominionism" and this unholy trinity came up. Go figure.

Wow, thanks Newt thanks for all that fuel to the atheist fire. I couldn't have scripted it better myself. So where to begin...

Not only is it Team Atheist that does NOT want an American Christian dominionist, with their believing fingers near that nuclear button that can destroy the whole world with , well, their finger near the button...it is the whole world. It's so basic.

If a president of the United States does not believe in earthly and human reasoning and critical thinking skills and does believe that a 1/3 man, God, ghost is coming back within "our" lifetime, after the state of Israel is established and that natural disasters which, well, occur naturally and with frequency, IS a sign the prophecy is being fullfilled, which means that the end of the world as we know it is coming soon and that the people that just happened to subscribe to that one correct religion (outta so many, and it's definitely not the Jews. Sorry you guys are just pawns in the American evangelical prophecy) will literally rise up into the air (ascension) to meet their maker while the rest of the world suffers for the rest of eternity...(if a president believes that)...

...then the probability that a delusional human president will in reality destroy the erffs as we know it...increases. And why, because according to The Newt...mere humans are too dumb and cannot make important decisions like that themselves.

"I'm outta here bro'z and bro-neetaz. Hit you up, err, within your  *lifetimes*  (then the angel posse starts to laugh that rich white upper class angel laugh (looking down their noses-n-designer sun-glasses on you) as they frackin' fly away into the sky, leaving most people to die here on the da erffs....Forevah,,,

I'll end by letting The Newt, the man that single handily has destroyed the institution of hetero marriage while at the same time inhibiting the good peeps of the LGBT community (like his sister) from getting even one marriage under their belt...

"One of the reasons I am running is there has been an increasingly aggressive war against religion and in particular against Christianity in this country, largely by largely by a secular elite and the academic news media and judicial areas (RNS)."

Thanks Newt.

* The always really good Religion News Service Blog (whomps all over CNN Belief Blog-I don't know why it's more popular. I bet Gawd is involved.

* When I played Ju-Co tennis back in the day the mens' team often times practiced with he women's team. There were international hotties on the womens team and english wuz there second language. In the heat of the battle when line calls were being made, scores "not recalled correctly", under the hot Sacramento sun they would say, "Shut up your face." So totally hot coming from a 6ft, toned blond tennis player.

Goodbye Crazy Eyes, Hello Rick

My name is Rick, if I become president...so does my God.

I'm a total jerk face lately, so frackin' what. I think that when Michele "Crazy Eyes" Bachmann announced the quitting of her campaign (which is pretty much spitting in gods face...right) she should have knocked the podium over while saying, "...and you Godless liberals won't have Michele Bachmann to kick around anymore." That would have been epic. Instead she took that high road that peeps keep talking about.

Don't trip fellow heathens. There is a new game in town and it goes by Rick Santorum. Let's take a quick looksie at Rick...

Don't get excited...it's a mask.

Dude believes that Intelligent Design should be taught right along side, ya know, evolution.

He believes that Europe has already lost the war against...ISLAM, because they are secular and that is why we absolutely need to allow his God (Catholic, but he appeals to Evangelicals also) to be all up in ever sector of society (and that is that dominionism that I keep talking about), because us secularists are too stupid to know that Sharia law IS in American society right now.

Rick believes Planned Parenthood should be defunded and in no case whatsoevah so abortion be allowed.

And lastly...he hates those super clean well dressed, and I'll hetero-admit, the very cute...teh Gay.

So if you saddened by Crazy Eyes not showing the glory and power of her specific God, by quitting (Sarah Palin thinks she's a quitter), fret not fellow Godless...There is a new can to kick and his name is Rick.

I never thot she was attractive.

* Here's a real article, ya know with facts and stuff like that. Thanks Religion Dispatches.

* Here's a money quote from RD's super good writer Sarah Posner. I like Religion Dispatches, just like I like Religion News Service because they both have the ladies writing for them. You go grrrls...

"Santorum peddles in paranoias that secularism (and, here, rights relating to sex and gender) will lead to a decline in Christianity, which will lead to a decline in fertility, which will open America to a takeover by Islamists. In his mind, it's all tied together, and it all has to do with religion."