Gawd Makes Lingerie Model Quit And More Men Become Angry At God And Become Atheists

I just heard of her today and ya know what, I thought she was kinda hot...until she opened her mouth. Victoria's Secret model, Kylie Bisutti, is calling it quits. She will no longer do shoot like this one or prance around in expensive lingerie for millions upon millions of dollars. Why...I'll let her speak for herself.

"My body should only be for my husband and it's just a sacred thing...I'm Christian and reading the bible more, I was becoming more convicted about it...I just started becoming more uncomfortable with it because of my faith..."

So what am I trying to say (it's been sorta hard this week to express myself). Is this a good thing a bad thing, whatevah. Is God at fault or can I make a feminist statement or sumthin'. I can honestly say...I'm not thinking anything right now.

* Scroll down to see the video...you know you want to. Me, I didn't watch it.

Dam you Gawd, that's all I halfta say. God dam you.

"I want to honor my christian faith...and feed the children with one shoe-n-stuff."

Seriously, all the cool guys like the "natural." Fake=bad.

"Oh no, look at me...I'm all W     E     T."

All right, I'll admit it...I have a boner.

God The Baby Killer In Oregon

This is the update that I do not want to do..but that is what atheist blogging is all about. It seems that I have mentioned the Hickmans way to many times. I have mentioned Followers of Christ Church in Oregon many times, too many times.

This is the mom that pretty much killed her baby. I do not feel sorry for her.

Basically the super horrible story is that Baby Killer Mom had the baby at home, the baby was like a million months premature, and 45 minutes after birth, the innocent baby died.

The thingy about the Hickmans is that they do not believe in going to the doctor or the hospital, what do they do...they pray. They fuckin' pray. Needless to say...the innocent baby died. So WTF.

No.

It has been two years since the innocent baby died at the hands of negligent parents and the defense just rested their case. The Hickman's have been asked several times, "would you do anything different." They replied, "No."

"Why didn't you call 9-1-1?"

"I was praying," Negligent Dad.

The negligent mother baby killer said that she would have to get permission from her husband in order for her to call 9-1-1.

"I can say what I feel, but ultimately, he decides. It's kind of a fine line because I don't want to disobey him or anger him," she said. "If I gave him my opinion, and he told me to shut up and I didn't, then my marriage could be in jeopardy," Shannon Hickman said. "I have to submit my husband." 


So WTF. I wish that there was a God so I can be pissed at him. I totally want me a half white and half Filipino innocent atheist baby (and my super hottie skeptic-atheist-feminist sugar mama) that I would love so much. If there is a God, then dude is totally irrational and unfair. He gave an innocent baby to parents that could have helped him/her survive, but instead he gave the baby to baby killer parents. There is absolutely nothing that can be said that would absolve God from this crap-o-la tragedy.


He works in mysterious ways (bullshit). We cannot understand the mind of God (bullshit). He is testing us (why the fuck does an all powerful God need to test people). Who killed more people in the bible the devil or God. The devil killed nine people in the bible and God killed 100's of 1,000's. God has killed entire cities, towns, civilizations. If that is Gods love...I certainly don't want it.


It is 2011 fer Christ's sake. The doctors said that if the innocent baby was taken to the hospital there was a 99.99% chance of survival (emphasis on was). I'm pissed and saddened. I can't wait for sentencing, I hope they get the death penalty (I know they won't, I'm just pissed).

I'll keep a look out for the results. Until then, fuck you God.




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That Totally Heavy Rock Thingy

OK, let's see if I can connect two dots (not feeling 'it' at this moment-hope it gets better. le sigh). @weesue on her super good hub site for atheist and religious news, Ex Fundamentalist, asked that really good brain teasing question, If Matt 19:26 is true, then can God create a rock so heavy that even he cannot lift it (I'll wait while you think. da da da da dooommmm). Don't waste your time, I'll just tell you.

What Matt19:26 basically says is that stupid mere humans are all stupid and limited-n-stuffs, but my dad, God, he can do anything...anything.

So if there is an all powerful and all knowing God, a God that can do anything, then can dude create a rock so heavy that even an all powerful God dude cannot lift it, right(?).

Here's the short of it: If dude is all powerful, then of course he can create a totally heavy rock, but can he create a rock so heavy that even he can't lift it, because if that is the case, then dude, God, is not all powerful. Either way you look at it, God is not all powerful. He either can create this rock, or not. He can either lift that rock or not. Either way, God is not all powerful.

There are many Christian philosopher explanations that can explain away an answer, but you have to fudge the info and get further and further away from the basic meaning of the question. Really, it either is or it is not. That is all. I'm not going to go into those explain away nonanswers, but I will say that I like one of the atheist answers: There is no God to do any creating, so no dude can't create anything much less a heavy ass rock. So there.

OK, here's where I go all dot connect-y. The super awesome crusader for secular society, none other than the Rev. Barry Lynn of Americans United for Separation of Church and State, recently said "Three presidential candidates claim that God has chosen them to win...At least two are wrong, and I'm guessing three are (RNS)." I know Perry and Bachmann were "called by God" to run, I forget who the third one is, any who, only one person can win.

So can God create a rock so totally heavy that even s/he cannot lift it? Can an all powerful and knowing and all mighty God ordain the next president of the United States...simultaneously three times over. Seems like the definition of impossible (and the answer is no).

This past weekend I wrote about the contradictions that come from conservative Christians (pro life, pro death penalty) and today it is about contradictions in the bible. The bible says that God is all powerful (omniscient), Mark 19:26 says that god can do anything, so WTF. Can he or not. It seems to this atheist the only thing that the bible, God, Jesus and his followers can do is make impossible statements that defy common sense and the understanding of the world around us.

As far as God calling on three different people to run and win the presidential race, I'll go with the atheist answer on this one. No God didn't call three peeps to run. There is no God, therefore there is no God to do the callin'

Awesome sauce, thanks Sue,

Kriss

* Wiki on the rock question.

* Maybe next time we'll tackle...Can god count to infinity. That one is a doosie.

Please No...Nude Catholics

Oh frackin' Flying Spaghetti Monster. I don't know whether to thanks @weesue over at Ex Fundamentalist, or curse her for this one.

Apparently there is a denomination of Catholics that worship in the...nude. Their theory is that Adam and Eve were naked in the Garden of Eden, so they go to nude church. In fact dude at one time says something like we are created in Gods image, we are born naked, so...worship in the nude. OoooKkkaaaayyyyyy.

Super duper warning. The individuals in this video, from the mighty Nat Geo are very hard to look at. In fact I want to gouge my eyes out because I can't get the image of fat white man butt out of my head. NSFW and good luck.

* If we are created in Gods image, then god is one ugly dude.

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Gods Survey

Y'all no that I heart me my numbers and statistics so when I heard that there was a new God survey...my mouth started watering. It's even better than that, which is awesome.

"When asked to evaluate God on some of the issues it is responsible for, voters give God its best rating on creating the universe, 71-5," the polling report said. "They also approve of its handling of the animal kingdom 56-11, and even its handling of natural disasters 50-13 (CNN BB)."


52% of those surveyed, and it was a small survey, said that the Great Surveillance Camera in the Sky is doing a good job, while only 9% said dude was doing a bad job. Obviously they didn't ask the super awesome atheist blogosphere. Who the hell are these people. 


It is like that stupid 9/11 cross thing at ground zero. Believers are happy that by coincidence that two pieces of metal formed a cross and that tells them that God has not abandoned them. Hello, but what about all those people that died and all the lives that have been crushed, where was God then (formulating an idea for a stupid cross. c'mon).


Obviously God, if that is your real name, is not doing a good job, or even a decent job. This morning I heard a story on NPR about sex slaves in Bosnia and (is it in) Somalia where aid cannot get to starving peeps because of a stupid civil war, and some people believe that God is doing a good job. People are starving, lives are ending in pain and misery, the rich get richer and the poor get fucked...and God is doing a good job. 


They didn't survey me.


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