"Feminist Punk Band", Pussy Riot

PUSSY RIOT

Look man, I'm super smart (and hot, jus' sayin'), but I'm no scholar. I'm not a what Hitch's debating partner-err, Wilson, anyhoo..., called Our Hero "a public intellectual." Hell, I don't even have a college degree (yet). But if there is anything, and I do mean anything, in this world that I DOOOOO know, it's a cool name for a band.

Pussy Riot kinda resonates in your ears like like angels singing, if they existed, giving praise to God (if he existed). Just say it Ppppp Uuuuuussssssyyyyyyyy, RIOT. Kinda just rolls off the tongue. It is WTF and Mmmm at the same time. One will ask, "What would that be like anyways," or "Yea, Id like to be there-I think." So what does the most rockin' band of this new year sound like. Hell if I know. I've never heard them.

It makes me sad. I wish I could hold her in my arms and comfort her.

Last week these super Russian hotties were arrested for "suspicion for belonging to a feminist punk band that staged unauthorized protest concerts (NYT)" OM(nonexistent)Gawd...I'm in the hearting all of a sudden. All of a sudden I BELIEVE in plural marriages. Can one marry and entire band (if anyone, it should be me)?

I dunno what the big deal is, what could they have possibly been protesting in Russia (where macho man, I put the "eye" in P.UT.I.N) just won his millionth consecutive political victory, there have been mass protests in recent months numbering in the 10's of 1,000's, and just like here in the states, the discrepancy between the rich and the poor...well, you know.

Rockin' in a church. Dammmm, I wish I thought of that one.

I dunno how...but, it's God's fault-somehow.

Seriously. These super awesome ladies have not done anything that me and my friends do everyday. The only difference is that I live here in super awesome Nor-Cal and they live in Cold-ville Russia. Oh and they are cuter than I.

Good luck ladies. Rock on.

Update: Oh yea, I forgot to mention. While in jail they are hunger striking because they want to see their children (and it's bullshit that they are in jail anyways). Go Grrrlllls.

* Guardian UK

* NYT

Who is epic like this in Sac-Town?

I bet they are all 6ft tall, err, well, that's my fantasy.

The Immaculate Belt of Conception

 Wow a five kilometer line of fat, drunk Christian Russians (no offense to any of my fat, drunk Christian Russian friends out there), numbering around 400,000 are braving that bearish winter to....touch Marry's belt.

It's true Team Atheist, I can't make this shit up. A super old relic, on loan from those equally fat and drunk Greek Orthodox'ers, is on display for the first time in the winter vodka-bearville called Comrade Russia. Why...

"The Belt of the Virgin Mary is believed to help women’s fertility and cure illnesses. It toured ten other Russian cities before arriving in the capital."

“There is something I need to ask. Nobody in this line is here just for fun,” said 40-year-old Ivan, who was waiting at the front of the line for his wife and child."

“I joined the line at midnight, so it’s been about 12 hours,” he said. The wait could be up to 26 hours, news agencies said.

“I am 74, and I have suffered a heart attack. I am handicapped in my arm and leg,” said another man, identifying himself as Vladimir, after exiting the imposing white cathedral and leaning on his wife’s supporting arm."

“Maybe it will help?” he said, tears welling up in his eyes (National Post)."

OK, let's see. The fakey fake Shroud of Turin has been on tour (to raise money of course) and last year the (alleged) Jesus' foreskin was on tour in Europe somewhere (remember that, I try not to). And now we have the Immaculate Belt on tour, the belt that will cure ills or save the dwindling Russian population (read the article) by allowing not-fertile women to be fertile. 

In the meantime, people, real people that need help are clinging to ghosts and superstition.

Oh please. Wait. Oh, that was Lourdes calling...they said hey Russia, you are fakey fake.

Awesomeness.

Hello World, Thanks for Checkin' Out The "Rocks"

This IS actual size. I'm 11 inches tall and almost 1lb (and I feel kinda flabby right now).

I'm holding on and I'm clinging as of lates. What am I holding on to...I don't even know if that  exists-I just know that I'm holding on. One of the thingies that makes me happy lately, and also makes me not-happy, is looking at the statistics of the six pack blog. It makes me happy that peeps from all over the world (that is, if you are not a 'bot') come to check out my godless abs (and it makes me not-happy that the numbers are down-it's a double edge sword). Thanks so much weirdos from other countries that come here. I really hope that you originally came for the six pack, but you stayed for the content.

The statistics that Blogger provides does many things. If you have a blog you must, MUST, check out your stats. If you don't, then I'm revoking your skeptic/atheist/nerd/goober card. Shame on you fer not "bro-ing out" on the numbers. In this post I just wanna address and acknowledge the "audience statistics."

The free statistics that Blogger provides can break it down into diff categories like now, day, week, month and all time. It can break it down to what operating system peeps are using and what browser peeps are using. There is a lot of good information and you can learn from this stuffs, like, I didn't know simple pie was a browser or that there were even hella operating systems. Who knew, not me (that's a good sentence). Fuck that shit, what I wanna post about right now is the audience stats. Where is it that everyone comes from.

I Googled Australia, hot chicks and beaches for this pic.

Oh yea buddy, all the super hot skeptic/atheist ladies from down under are coming to the six pack blog, this week. In fact, 23. And if you are reading this and you are a dude (how do Australians says 'dude' or 'bro') from down under, then disregard this comment. Thanks homies.

Russia, this week, is rolling in at 89 super hot blond atheist ladies that wear a ridicules amount of bling. In fact it is a gaudy amount of bling, the amount that makes people stop, point and stare when they see it/you. But you knew that, right, baby and that is why you come here. Thanks. If you are a fat, drunk and hairy Russian dude, then disregard the previous comment. Thanks.

Of course, America is gonna come in first in all the categories. For the week I have had 'gaudy' 763 hits...from the good 'ol U (space) S (space) of (space) A-aaaaaaaaaaaa. And funny thing, you would think that I would have hella readers, subscribers, followers from Sac Town, but that is not the case. WTF.

OK, moving on to the "day" category, lookie lookie who is representing hard with 10 mighty hits. Guess...you guessed correctly...Pakistan. OM(nonexistent)Gawd!!! Pakistan, welcome, welcome. I hope you are freedom fighters and are of like mind with me. I imagine that if you have a computer and Internet then you are "well to do", or a college student perhaps. Deff. liberal and deff. open enuff to come here. I think it's so cool that 'lil old me gets 10 frackin' hits from your country. If you are the Pakistan secret service or a cleric that will cut off my hands for blasphemy...then this is not Kriss. He moved.

I'm a gonna bunch this one. Pale, fared skin, super hot ladies of the United Kingdom (whatever that is, I'm American so I don't know geography) with your freckles and your soft and fair skin that never sees the sun, thanks for coming by today, 12 times. And that goes for you to Ukraine (8 times) and Ireland (5 times) and Finland (3 times), thanks for coming by ladies. It makes me feel good that total hotties from different countries come to the blog to see if there are more pictures of my six pack (but then you stay for the content, right). And...and if you are a dude from those countries, then thanks to you also...I guess. Any who...

Isn't looking at statistics fun. I think so. There is also a "right now" category and what that tells you is...who is on right now at this moment and ya know who I see there? You know who I see and I'm totally stoked to see you there, day after day, time and time again. It warms my heart that my peeps come to the six pack blog. I tooooooottttaaaalllly go to Filipino freethought blogs and atheist sites (when I can find them). I totally read the Filipino newspapers and try and stay up to date on all the 'haps' going on in the islands. I'm so proud to announce that at this moment, from my beautiful beautiful Philippines, I have one visitor. Salamat, homie and thanks.

One more picture for good measure.

The all time category is the all star statistics. These are the bread and butter, the ones that have fueled the fire for the two years and a handful of months that I have been killin' it here. In no particular order....Phiippines rolling in at 1,521 hits, the superior race with hot blonds, Germany rolling in at 1,069, surprisingly to me, the Netherlands rolling in at 482 (thanks you so much Netherlands. Like I said, I'm American and I'll have to look up where you are on the map. Thanks so much Team N-Land), South Korea is rolling hard at 388, but France trails them at 358. I appreciate all the attention, but really, I thought France would be like, top three, right. Still, it's much appreciated, both you countries (where's my North Korea stats I wonder). India and Canada, two countries that I have always thought would be nice to visit are rolling in at 1,986 and 3,839 respectively and do I have to say it...super hot Indian and Canadian atheist, skeptic and morally and ethically good hotties...thanks so much. I really, really appreciate it. I really do. 

As I mentioned earlier, it doesn't seem like I have that many local readers while most of the readers (that's you guys and gals) are, like, totally in the world-n-stuffs.  I think it's absolutely wonderful that 'lil old me can reach an audience so wide and diverse and so all over the world. It brings a whole new meaning to that "drop in the bucket' analogy, or a butterfly flaps it's wings or...or...hell, whatever.

Thanks world,

Heart Kriss