"Feminist Punk Band", Pussy Riot

PUSSY RIOT

Look man, I'm super smart (and hot, jus' sayin'), but I'm no scholar. I'm not a what Hitch's debating partner-err, Wilson, anyhoo..., called Our Hero "a public intellectual." Hell, I don't even have a college degree (yet). But if there is anything, and I do mean anything, in this world that I DOOOOO know, it's a cool name for a band.

Pussy Riot kinda resonates in your ears like like angels singing, if they existed, giving praise to God (if he existed). Just say it Ppppp Uuuuuussssssyyyyyyyy, RIOT. Kinda just rolls off the tongue. It is WTF and Mmmm at the same time. One will ask, "What would that be like anyways," or "Yea, Id like to be there-I think." So what does the most rockin' band of this new year sound like. Hell if I know. I've never heard them.

It makes me sad. I wish I could hold her in my arms and comfort her.

Last week these super Russian hotties were arrested for "suspicion for belonging to a feminist punk band that staged unauthorized protest concerts (NYT)" OM(nonexistent)Gawd...I'm in the hearting all of a sudden. All of a sudden I BELIEVE in plural marriages. Can one marry and entire band (if anyone, it should be me)?

I dunno what the big deal is, what could they have possibly been protesting in Russia (where macho man, I put the "eye" in P.UT.I.N) just won his millionth consecutive political victory, there have been mass protests in recent months numbering in the 10's of 1,000's, and just like here in the states, the discrepancy between the rich and the poor...well, you know.

Rockin' in a church. Dammmm, I wish I thought of that one.

I dunno how...but, it's God's fault-somehow.

Seriously. These super awesome ladies have not done anything that me and my friends do everyday. The only difference is that I live here in super awesome Nor-Cal and they live in Cold-ville Russia. Oh and they are cuter than I.

Good luck ladies. Rock on.

Update: Oh yea, I forgot to mention. While in jail they are hunger striking because they want to see their children (and it's bullshit that they are in jail anyways). Go Grrrlllls.

* Guardian UK

* NYT

Who is epic like this in Sac-Town?

I bet they are all 6ft tall, err, well, that's my fantasy.