I'll Punch God's Face

I got this at biblical wallpaper dot com, or something.

The Myth We All Grew Up Hearing

Kid with small kid brain, "Mommy, why does it rain."

Adult that should know better, "Because God is crying (for all those poor homo's and their homo souls)."

Kid with small kid brain, "God must be really sad."

Adult that should know better, "Don't question God, honey...ever."

How Kriss See's It now.

I hate the fucking rain,

God doesn't exist and,

if God did exist and,

one day I would meet

Him-her-it,

then I would punch that

fucker, in the face

 (if it had one).

In conclusion...this is Nor Cal so WTF, and the rain sucks.

Dirty stinky hippies in the sun.

Cute fashionable girls...in the sun.

When it rains in Sacramento, it feels like the end of the world.

* It's really only gonna rain, like, a millimeter or something...I haven't seen the sun since yesterday so what can I say, I'm Californian.