First Sighting O' Da Year

It's the first one this year and it's pretty good. Welcome back Tortilla Jesus.

Is this really the first sighting of the holy one. No, not the Flying Spaghetti Monster (no sightings as of yet as far as I know), the other so called holy one-Jesus. It has been a while since I've had the opportunity to write about how our brains trick us into thinking we see something that is not there, aka pareidolia (an elephant in the clouds, a face in a vase, etc...), until...Thank God for Anderson Cooper.

The other night our Team member (he is on our Team, right?) did a story about a dude in New Mexico that, wouldn't ya know it, saw Jesus in his tortilla (above and I know, why always bread products). Truly *miraculous*.

Coop actually goes over many of the Jesus types of sightings, like "Him" and "his mom" on a pancake

or the good ol' Vine Jesus (looks just like Him, right),

or another very good one, the Wallmart receipt Jesus...

...but don't forget the momz, never do that. Here's the fried potato Virgin Mary...

...kind gentle and very goodlooking readers, you know I heart me my LOL Cats...I can haz toast...

...(which reminds me, I should Google "stuff on my cats head". haven't done that one in a while). Here's an oldie but a really goodie. Probably one of the best I have ever seen. Ladies and Germs...Cheezus

You want more. OK, then....Bill doesn't know what pareidolia means (like most nonskeptic peeps)

..and finally, the best of the best. This is the Michael Jordan of Jesus pareidolia. There are a lot of good ones, no, great ones out there, but this one has it all. It looks good and it's totally funny and sooooo blasphemous. you know the ones Team Meany Blasphemous Atheist....Dog Butt Jesus.

Is this a different dog. Can't be...there can only be ONE TRUE DOGBUTT JESUS. One.

Beware of the false (prophet) Dogbutt Jesus' out there. there is only One True Dogbutt Jesus.


Is being a skeptic and an atheist totally funny. I think so.

Lates.

Update: I incorrectly said that it was a fried potato Virgin Mary, but it is really a dried mango Virgin Mary. I'd like to apologize to all the dried mango Virgin Mary fans out there. Sorry for the mix up.