Tornado's, God's Lawnmower

Why not be pissed at God. He just fucked you up, man.

Yesterday I talked about how Pat is all stupidhead-n-stuffs cause he said the stupid-God controls the weather and it's unfortunate those people died, bla bla bla...HOMO'S. Well not to be outdone in showing immense stupidity and lack of knowledge of how the physical earth-y world works, John Piper of Desiring God Ministries blogged an ark full of stupid.

John is one of those kooky Calvinist (whatevah that is, right), so he believes that his particular and specific Lord God, as opposed to the jill-ian (yes, jillian) other competing particular and specific Lord God's of the million gazillion splinter cells of the Jesus Cult, is responsible for everything, and I do mean everything. Anywhoo...

"God alone has the last say in where and how the wind blows. If a tornado twists at 175 miles and hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave that command."

The 'revolutionary'...John Freekin' Calvin.

Here's some stupid. John admits he doesn't know why God would f-up good country and God fearing people, instead of DC or Hollywood, but remains steadfast in his backing up of his boy. He basically says God's warning (ie natural disaster) in any town is for all towns, so everyone should be scared. If there was some statistic as to why people become atheists, I'm sure the "God works in mysterious ways" is pretty high up there. It doesn't explain anything. Sheez. Must be one of the top 5 reasons to leave the fold.

"...nor can we fathom all his judgments. God is always doing a thousands things when he does anything. We see but a fraction."

Really. Statistics peeps. That is all.

* Yes, I occasionally read the Associated Baptist Press.