This Is What Happens When I Take A Blog Break

I missed y'all this weekend (I took a break, again). Did I miss anything? Did we finally win, conclusively, the battle for secular society. No. Dammmmm. Well, here we go again, my pretties.

In Montgomery County, Maryland (wherevah that is. I'm Cali-centric) it seems that no one got the memos 1) keep your divisive religion to yo'sef and 2) it's OK to be teh gay. 8,000 innocent kids were sent home with an idiotic flyer that offers information (propaganda) sayin' "peeps are not BORN teh gay" and there is therapy for those with, get this, "unwanted same sex attraction." Holy fuckity fuck fuck. Where to start.

Kind gentle and (regular) goodlooking readers of the Six Pack Blog do not halfta guess what group (outta so many) insists on violating that separation of church and state the secularist keep talking about, that also claims to be able to "pray away the gay (1)." The Family Research Council (yes, THAT FRC). The title of their flyer says it all "Parents and friends of ex-gays and ex-gays." And when I say "says it all", I mean says the CRAZY.

They believe that teh gay behavior should be "criminalized," and that the LGBT lifestyle destroys hetero marriage (some how) and ultimately...society. Forget that half of hetero marriages end in divorce and that infidelity is rampant...those well dressed and cute looking boys are fuckin' it up for the world...and causing natural disasters.

Was there (some) outrage, yes. Will it stop? No. Why? It's the law.

*WTF am I talking about.

* If ya wanna start off yer' morning with WTF, then click PFOX

*I wanna tackle a different topic, soz I'm a gonna pull the switch.

* Why is it that I read about American schools in the Brit daily. Bad America, bad.

(1) They can "pray away" looking cute, adroable and muscular in small tight shirts. No.