This Is What Happens When I Take A Blog Break

I missed y'all this weekend (I took a break, again). Did I miss anything? Did we finally win, conclusively, the battle for secular society. No. Dammmmm. Well, here we go again, my pretties.

In Montgomery County, Maryland (wherevah that is. I'm Cali-centric) it seems that no one got the memos 1) keep your divisive religion to yo'sef and 2) it's OK to be teh gay. 8,000 innocent kids were sent home with an idiotic flyer that offers information (propaganda) sayin' "peeps are not BORN teh gay" and there is therapy for those with, get this, "unwanted same sex attraction." Holy fuckity fuck fuck. Where to start.

Kind gentle and (regular) goodlooking readers of the Six Pack Blog do not halfta guess what group (outta so many) insists on violating that separation of church and state the secularist keep talking about, that also claims to be able to "pray away the gay (1)." The Family Research Council (yes, THAT FRC). The title of their flyer says it all "Parents and friends of ex-gays and ex-gays." And when I say "says it all", I mean says the CRAZY.

They believe that teh gay behavior should be "criminalized," and that the LGBT lifestyle destroys hetero marriage (some how) and ultimately...society. Forget that half of hetero marriages end in divorce and that infidelity is rampant...those well dressed and cute looking boys are fuckin' it up for the world...and causing natural disasters.

Was there (some) outrage, yes. Will it stop? No. Why? It's the law.

*WTF am I talking about.

* If ya wanna start off yer' morning with WTF, then click PFOX

*I wanna tackle a different topic, soz I'm a gonna pull the switch.

* Why is it that I read about American schools in the Brit daily. Bad America, bad.

(1) They can "pray away" looking cute, adroable and muscular in small tight shirts. No.

OK, Howz About A Proper Post

Fuckin' "A" man, I suck at this take a brain and blog break. I guess the battle for secular society (while having a few laughs along the way) is more important than me 'recharging.' Any who...

Jesus is back. Yessirie, right on that one. The Prince of Peace is not only back...but he fired an assault rife at the presidents bedroom. Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez, a 21 y/o Idaho man says, "It's not just a coincidence that I look like Jesus...I am the modern day Jesus Christ that you all have been waiting for."

Well, that's a relief. I was beginning to run outta patience, ya know, being that dude is two thousand years too late (afterall he did promise "in their lifetime" meaning the apostles). So now that Jesus is back, took a shot at the White House and got arrested what does dude want. He wants to be on Oprah. Check out the vid.

OK, this very brave and lovely lady deserves more attention...and I'm just the guy to give it to her (wink wink). In my previous super short and crapy post that I really and truly gave no effort to, I didn't mention any facts, like, her name is Aliaa Mahdy, 20 y/0, Egyptian feminist, she is protesting Islamic and military rule that oppresses the women folk and I'll say it again, she is very brave.

Go to her site and watch the numbers roll and roll. The last time I went there, she had over 2 million hits and at a rate of one per second. That is a lot of hits. Just goes to show you that sex sells and sex promotes. What is my motto...Go for the six pack, stay for the content. We did not make the reality  that sex sells, we just acknowledge it and use it to promote feminism and a secular society.

Just the other day in the mighty atheist blogosphere there was that article being passed around that suggested that Islamic women cover their eyes. Why, because their freekin' eyes are too tempting and sexual. WTF. Of course nothing is said about a man that has unpure thoughts when viewing those sexy eyes...and that is the problem.

I was gonna take a blog break, but these two stories were just too awesome to pass up.

* SF Gate Article

* I'm Jesus, withy creepy 20 minute vid. USA Today

* Her Blogspot. I might add. she has one post and that generated millions of hits. I have close to 900 posts and I'm rolling at, like, 90,000. I think it's time for some naked Kriss photos.