Real Knowledge Plus God Equals...

This is the fucker that took me down. If you were any older, son, I'd kick your ass. In fact...go get your dad, boy.

The only good thing to come outta having that violent puking that happens when you eat something that is not quite right is that your six pack feels so tight the next day. Other than that, like the horrible watering of the mouth right before you puke, the puking while people are walking by, the dude rolling up on you asking over and over "are you all right, are you all right (shut the fuck up dude. I appreciate it and all, but can't you see I'm puking. It's really selfish of you to want me to stop puking just so I  can answer you. Just sayin.'), the realization that nothing is coming out, because everything already left your stomach, the sweating right after and, well, you guys know...right. Any who....

Atheist don't plus one.

I'm going to go all stream of hazy consciousness on this one today, feeling kinda weak right now. Ritt Momney's good twin brother, the one that wants to win the contest to be the one to lose in the up coming election against super awesome Black Prez, is down with the foreveah judge, God, and his after the fact laws. Forget that his God and Prophet are different than the American Christian God, as an atheist, when I read stuffs like this...all I see is God.

"Don't claim equality as that gift from God and then go around and say, "Well, we don't have to pay attention to what god wants us to do.We don't have to pay attention to God's moral laws. If your rights come from God, then you have an obligation to live responsibly in conforming in God's laws, and our Founding Fathers said so, right." Mitt Romney and his fantastic underwear.

Maybe they are just doing "alternative Chinese medicine."

I call this the plus one. The believers plus one. It's an add on...after the fact. It's an unneeded attachment that doesn't help anything. After all God hasta be in injected in there somewhere. Take any explanation for anything, look at all the (real) work that goes into it , then inject the "explanation" of God at the end (1). Look atheist, forget that things like reciprocal altruism, sharing, kindness, helping peeps, Team Spirit, relationships etc...all happened naturally (evolution of group behavior thru natural selection) back in the day when our ancestors went form individual lame-oz to hunter gather'ers and then agriculture peeps. Forget that shit, "God did it."

Equality is not a gift from that invisible God that believers insist we believe in. What is equality anyway, a revolution from oppression of one to to the demanding of *equality*, then eventually the acceptance and practice of said equality. I don't see God there. I see an "idea" that thru human effort, came to fruition. Of course you can always add God, inject God into this or anything, at the end.

Humans for all our faults-n-stuff are still very amazing. For example, we have the capacity for love, great super loving love. We can choose to plus one God into that equation after the fact, but we don't need to. Because hella time has passed and we have that evolved human brain, humans have developed ethics, morals, rulez to live by and rulez to NOT live by. We know what is right and what is wrong, and by golly, we do not need to plus one a great surveillance camera in the sky, a judge and jury, a ghost or a warden, an oppressor, into the equation where humans already have the answer.

(1). How are babies born (insert all the knowledge about reproduction, all the medical stuffs here), then plus one God at the end. How do the tides work, why is the sky blue, why do families look alike, how come the Denver Broncos made it to the playoffs, any question with an answer that involves real knowledge that is based in the physical and material world we live in, a world that adheres to the concepts and principles of physics and chemistry, then place God at the end of the answer as if that is equal in explaining the mechanisms of how things work. That is the plus one.

* Oopsie, I made a mistake. I'm really really "hazing" if i'm making this one. It was not Underwear that made that quote, it was jizz, dookie and whatever else oozing outta my butt. My bad everyone.

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Babies Drinking Beer

How could I possibly top the post Animals Drinking Beer...You know I hadta Google...Babies drinking beer.

I tried the drinking method...it didn't work for me.

You know what Tommy..there's gotta be more to life than this. I mean, c'mon man.

These kids now rule the country. Stupid baby boomers.

4 outta 5 Asian kids in the rural mountains drink beer.

She left me, that bitch. I'm never opening my heart again. Never I tell ya.

I wuz just resting my eyes.

Bro, lite my refry.

This guy, this guy is the guy. I love you, mommy.

Believe it or not, Coors Lite is way better than Coors.

MGD makes me sleepy also.

We're swingers.

Fosters mate. It's Australia for kangaroo.

Fat Mexican father of the year.

I can drive, just shut the fuck up and poor me another one.

 I'm so funny...my brother is a comedian. buy his stuff on iTunes...Kevin Camia

Will Not Throw Shit For Beer And Laughter

I'm not very laugh-y laugh-y lately, it's more like "Hey how come this isn't going my way or working (then I throw shit, like my fists)." So when I can remember that laughter that Robert
Plant mentioned in that documentary, not only do I have to embrace it...I have to go back to it and mine it over and over again (and when the feeling is gone, I go back to throwing shit.).

LoL God is made of the funny. I'm sure I've mentioned it before. Good stuffs peeps. Do yo' sef' a favor and go there and have a laugh. What you say, but Kriss, it's not scholarly. Kind gentle and very good looking readers, I know that and that is even more reason to go (me, I can read back to back essays on boring as shit that is so boring. it's OK to have a laugh once in a while.). Like this gem...

...or sometimes...it is thought provoking...

...and yet, other times, that science-y science comes into play. what is more awe inspiring than this statement.

I may be wrong on this one (after all there are so many atheist bloggers out there), but I do believe that Andy at Laughing in Purgatory (click the link in my sidebar and go directly there. UR welcome Andy) was having one of those debate/conversations last week-ish about using satire, or humor, or even ridicule to get our point across. One dude was saying, "No man, it's disrespectful" while Andy said, "It is effective." I believe it's effective.

Cartoons, editorials, photoshop, Lol Cats, anything, anytime, is a good and great vehicle to our point across. You have silly beliefs in a Gawd that is improbable, and as the sayin' goes...you guys know the rest.

Have a laugh atheist, you deserve it.

The Slutty Halloween Costume Conspiracy

Hiez, everyone, I'm totally cute.

Like I said the other day, Halloween is popular because of the Slutty Halloween Costume Conspiracy. If you would like to debate that, then bring it on. I'll Lincoln-Douglass your arse till the break of dawn (and I'm pissed right now cause I have a toothache and no insurance. Aaaaaaaa). If that does not seem possible or probable to you, then try this one. Halloween is the devils day. It is the day when real evil lurks the streets recruiting the chillin'. It is a demons nite and if you are not careful, then you will become possessed. Satan rules the nite. Or...that is bullshit...

Don't forget you omega 3 fatty acids.

Or Halloween is a time of great parties, costumes, fun and some of that good 'ol stupidstition that those know it all skeptics keep talking about. Some believe that it originated in the festival Samhain from those crazy Celtics, you know the ones that invented that dancing with no arm movements (River Dance). During Samhain peeps would lite bonfires and wear costumes to ward off the ghosts and ghouls.

Filipino's eat dogs, esp Taco dogs.

In the 8th century, Pope G-III went all Christian and did what Christians do best and they hijacked the holiday (like they did with Christmas, Easter, dying and rising Gawds etc...). Just like when they hijacked the Winter Solstice from the Pagans, Pope G declared Samhain to be All Saints Day-they did incorporate some of the traditions of the Celtic festival-but now it was about honoring saints and martyrs (which sounds super boring).

Booty.

While the rest of the secular world adopted All Hallows Eve (Halloween) and celebrated the winter nites, created child based activities (trick or treating) and used it as a reason to celebrate within the community, those crazy hijacking Christians used it as an opportunity to spread fear and live in fear.

What was once a pretty good party, ya know with that super good alcohol that I like so much...oh yea and food also, was turned into a supernatural and superstitious nite of fear. Unsubstantiated entities like demons, pure evil and Satan himself now roamed the nite and ya know what...they ARE gonna git ya. So watch out you sinner.

I have to tip my hat to all the good and reasonable Christians out there that just see it as a nite where their kids can collect some kid crack (candy) and hopefully, the adults can have some tasty beverages and treats of their own. (Some) Religion is elitist and dividing, and I feel bad for a poor kid that doesn't get to do what all the other kids get to do (trick or treating) because their parents are....crazy.

Be safe tonite everyone. Awesomeness.

* The History of Halloween

* A Christian Debate Over Something Harmless Like Halloween

* Jesus-Ween. See whata mean.