Dude Got "Bro Groped"

"Don't lash me, bro."

OK, dude *reached for the telephone* on National Iranian TV and now he and his bro face a prison sentence and because it's I-Ran, those lashes that human rights people are always talking about come into play. What happened you ask...war, crime, revolution, the bomb...no, soccer.

Lemmie go down the list of soccer specific, err, lets call them incidences that have happened around the world, off the top of my stoner head: machete ban, throwing piss on opposing players, wasn't a whole team executed because their country didn't make the Olympics-yes, I think so, throwing piss on the reffs, bottle ban, drunken brawls that end in death and now...lashings. No wonder soccer is not popular here in the states.

You hafta click on the link and watch the video fo yo sef. It's actually quite funny, well, as funny as "violation of public chastity" can be. Did I mention the $40,000 fine in addition to the lashing. $40,000.

* Caught in the act of bro-groping.

* Definition groped