I Vote Californian

The Gawd of Beef...Thor's lesswer known brother...Beef-Or..I dunno, I tried.

Can you hear me now is the standard joke to insert...here.

I don't get it...why is the guy on the right wearing a wig.

The order must not be changed...evah.

I wonder how many people called, I mean sincerely called. Maybe I should start something like that...I could be the V-Marry.

Who was Jesus? THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS JEWISH He went into his father's business. He lived at home until he was 30. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother thought he was God.THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH He never got married. He was always telling stories. He loved green pastures. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN His first name was Jesus. He was bilingual. He was always being harassed by the authorities. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN He talked with his hands. He had wine with every meal. He worked in the building trades. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK He called everybody "brother." He liked Gospel. He couldn't get a fair trial. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN He never cut his hair. He walked around barefoot. He started a new religion. THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it. Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to do.