Reading Between the Lines

I will now attempt to humble-ly read between the lines of a quote from...The Newt. Here's the quote...

The Spanish ribbed Newt...for your pleasure.

"It's pretty simple: marriage is between a man and a woman...the effort to create alternatives to marriage between a man and a woman are perfectly natural pagan behaviors, but they are a fundamental violation of our civilization (The Common Gigolo known as The Newt)."

Does anyone want a cheezburger b4 we goezzzzzzz...

* "It's pretty simple" that if is one is brainwashed to think that marriage, or even being a couple, is ONLY between a man and a woman then that is a "heavenly sin." What is also "simple' to understand is that only American Christians (aka the elite) believe this. I understand that back in the day when infant mortality was hecka low, people has to have as many babies as they could. It is not like that anymore. Just because it is old and traditional doesn't mean that it is correct. It is OK to change for the better of society, but it is not OK to stay stagnant and never change when people are being harmed.

* "...perfectly natural pagan behaviors..." Wow, Newt...really. I think we can replace the word "pagan" with "human' and it would still mean the same thing-to us, the good people. First of all, Newt the historian, American Christianity borrowed heavily from those Pagans you just mentioned. In fact, if we were to erase all the pagan influence from your American Christianity, then there would hardly be anything left: the birth date of your savior is a good example of that (and as a historian, Newt, obviously you know that your 1/3 man, God, ghost, was really born in the spring, right. Just sayin', bro.).

* "...but they are a fundamental violation of our civilization..." Ugh, where do I begin...The "fundamental violation of our civilization" really means a violation of white male American conservative Christian civilization, right (?). "Natural pagan behaviors" to normal everyday people means, normal everyday behavior for the whole spectrum of humanity. Newt, what you are talking about is elitist in the way that it only talks about the views and beliefs of conservative white males that believe in your specific God. That is not "civilization", Newt, that is part of civilization-your part,

The quote begins with "It's pretty simple...," but the only thing that is "simple" is that people like you (Newt) want to divide the country even more than it already is*, and the "simple" answer in reality is...secularism.

* Newt believes that secularism is a great evil in this country. Secularism unites, elitist Newt divides.

* More quotes...many are stupid head.

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