Roundup Jan 3, 2012

This is tooooooo funny to me. There was an epic battle (fight) in the "birthplace of Christ" between monks and priests. You see, the rule is and I'm not kidding on this one, if you clean that part of the church...then it belongs to your splinter cell of whatevah. First of all Jesus wasn't born in Bethlehem (right), so that means they are squabbling over a lie in a pseudo historical place. In fact Israel/Palestine thinks fighting over a chunk of church is petty. Sheez. Lastly, if all you have to do is clean a part of the church and then it belong to you, then I propose the Shaolin Monks go over there and take the shit over.

This one is a heartbreaker and the headline says it all...Infidel Santa killed in Tajikistan. The Russian counter part is called Father Frost. Reports say that as Father Frost was being stabbed to death, yea super gross, people were yelling "infidel." Super yuck.

This one happened a couple of days ago...Some dude named Cee Lo Green hijacked our song, Imagine. Brainiac turned "and no religion too," to "and all religion is ture." WTF. That has got to be the stupidest thing in the world. First of all religion, if that is your real name, stop hijacking shit. You are not morally superior, you do not own the institution of marriage and you are not the only ones that can have a transcendental, or dare I say, spiritual, experience.

This is also one of the things where we can critique religion with common sense (no Phd. required). If all religions are true, then why are there so many religions. I guess God isn't so powerful as to create one true religion, whatevah that is. All religions preach love, but they have different vehicles to get you there and if you choose the wrong one...then you go to hell. So how can one religion be true. It cannot.

So to get back at them I propose that we change Jesus Christ Superstar to Jesus Kriss Rock Star. That'll make it even.

I dunno, I thot this was a totally funny picture.

OK, I took a couple of days off so lemmie see if I got this right...The extremist Jews that called 8y/o girls immodest and spit on them and make them NOT use the sidewalk in front of their Temple are protesting the more liberal, democratic government by wearing holocaust uniforms/costumes. Is that how this one is going down. OK then...

The extremist Jews have the right to segregate the women folk, even tho the rest of Israel society doesn't trip on that, they have the right to make their ladies sit in the back of the bus and the clothing police is also out there to make sure everyone (the ladies) are dressed modestly...but the government is all Nazi...am I reading this wrong.

Russia no like Western ways.

And lastly...I woudla published this roundup earlier but I was doing research. Apparently religious folk, whether they are one of the million Christian, Islamic or Jewish splinter cells, all like the good 'ol double ended two fer one dildo (right). The mulitbillion dollar sex toy industry just got holy'er, or Kosher, and, well...gross. This is a great example of cherry picking from religious texts (Qu'ran, bible) to sell your cause.

I grew up Catholic so sex is a no no. But then again I have never heard "If a man is unable to please a woman in bed, she can divorce him." Click the links within the links, it quite enlightening, err, biblical-n-shit.

Still there are those uppity old school religious people that slam their fists on the table and proclaim "SEX is for the glory of God (OK, weird much)." For the cool, married and normal person, other than they are believers, the can go to shop like Hooking Up Holy, Intimacy of Eden, Covenant Spice. So I know what you are about to ask, kind gentle and very good looking readers...what makes a dildo kosher...

The ingredients I guess, fuck...I dunno.