Hey fat white ladies...get outta the way, I'm trying to look at the Jesus shadow on that pillar. I know the other day I said, "I'm back", but I'm a dude and we lie (it's your fault for believing that, stupid). OK...now I'm back (stupid depression). Anyhoo...
I was actually not going to write about anything today, but you know how I heart me my pareidolia. Showing that he does not only appear of bread products, the Savior, yes THAT Savior, has mysteriously appeared on this column thingy.
This is truly miraculous because as everyone on Team Atheist knows, this is holy week. Forget all the dieing, suffering-n-shit, because He has appeared to show the faithful, as the immortal LL Cool J says, "Don't call it a come back, I've been here all along (now give me your money)." Of course the gullible, err, faithful have been flocking to the church to get a glimpse of Shadow Jesus.
Recall...grilled cheese Jesus, communion wafer (mold) Jesus and bathroom window Jesus. Now this.
Depression or not, this is the best holy week evah evah...I tell you. Nonexistent God bless you fantastic atheists, you.
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