Teh Onez True Biblz

G'morning Team Atheist...It is super sunny and awesome in Sac Town and it feels fuckin' gooooodddddd. Let's get down to it.

There is one true God of the million gazillion splinter cells of the Jesus Cult and by golly, there is one true bible..the King James version, right. Well not unless you belong to a parish that uses the New International or the Common English Bible which (both) came out last year. There are hella splinter cells and there are hella bibles to go with whatevah Christianity you want to project. I don't know what bible my awesome LGBT friends use, but I'll dare say that there is a LGBT bible (right).

So as far as I can tell, the newest bible on the block, is The Voice. This one, outta the infinity of choices of bibles, is different because the "he said, she said, they said, we all said" parts are cut out (so I guess there is no gender) and what remains is the dialogue.

I'm not braggin' but..I have real guns and know martial arts. I don't play video games, yo.

David Capes, lead scholar for The Voice, said that their intent is to make the bible an accessible text and not and ancient, foreign, type of old people thing (I said that last part). That's what I've been talking about. If religion is to survive, then they gotta let go of the old shit and modernize it (sexism, LGBT). Dude also says the funny when he (correctly) states that most Christians think that "Christ" is Jesus' name (Christ was a common title one would have back in the day. kinda like sergeant or sumthin').

This is my gun...a Smith and Wesson model 65, in .357 of course (1).

I dunno...to some people the very fact that there is a million different versions of the Jesus Cult and there are almost as many different bibles, that THAT is true testimony for the existence of Gawd. Team Atheist thinks the exact opposite. The fact that there are so many different bibles means that Gawd is NOT all powerful and all knowing. The fact that the Jesus Cult can have so many interpretations is testimony to the fallibility of Christianity. There either is one true Christianity or there is not. There is one correct interpretation, or there is not (let's settle this God is pro Gay or not, God is sexist or not. One true, not two true interpretations). Same goes for the bible.

* Kind gentle and very goodlooking readers, check out the LOL Cat Bible.

* Article at the mighty RNS. Really, really like their work-n shit.

(1) For those keeping score...I am still not in possession of my gun, my good friends are holding it for me, and even tho I'm feeling so much better with my depression (but not 100%, yet) I feel that I should not have my awesome and powerful gun in my possession. One day, le sigh.....

and fuck YOU.