Teh End Are Nigh

Well...Butt Juice is outta the race, finally. It was getting kinda scary there for a while (and actually it still is). Lemmie see...first Crazy Eyes popped onto the presidential scene and I cringed for women's rights, even tho I'm not a woman. Then Slick Rick took away her biblical thunder, but then he soon enuff had the approval rating of that pink slime everyone is talking about. Underwear Man has been weakly leading the primary, but in the meantime, Butt Juice got a couple of good ones in there. Yesterday, Butt Juice and his nodding subservient women in the background, finally quit and prog lib atheist across the nation collectively sighed in relief.

It is this and this only. Sex is gonna bring down religion, unless it evolves into a softer socially acceptable liberal religion. Kids nowadays are just too smart to wanna care and/or fight for their parents racist and sexist ways. It just doesn't make sense to them (or us). Why are conservatives wasting time fighting the fights that they already lost like scopes monkey trail, feminism and LGBT. That shit was so three decades ago.

When I was a kid and teen there was this thing called The Young Republicans. Those were the Reagan years. That, yes THAT was an evolution from the previous 1950's form of Republicanism and like it or not, it was quite formidable back in the day (80's). Fast forward to now.

Religion is in the decline and that is any and all religions. Why. Because it doesn't make sense to the modern evolved human brain. Back in Jesus' time, yea I could go for the average peep believing that an all powerful and all knowing God went all miracle upon us mere humans. But we're too smart for that shit now and the voting public, whether conservative, liberal or what, has spoken.

Look conservative, bible thumping, sexist, religious right...you were a formidable opponent at one time, but seriously,  now you sound like the average sandwich-board end of times looney standing on the street corner...as the rest of the world passes you by.

We had some good times, yo.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/guest-voices/post/why-santorum-didnt-sell/2012/04/10/gIQA0Tjv8S_blog.html

* Yes the headline is in LOLCAT speak. Teh funnizies. Meow.