After The Stupid Bowl & MIA Can Sleep On My Couch Anytime

Well I hope everyone survived America's National Holiday, the Super Bowl. If you call in sick today, no manger worth their salt will believe you. Just tell the truth.."I drank too much yesterday." And I guess that makes the Monday after the Bowl..the unofficial day off for this football nation.

Remember this controversial video that the Pope didn't like. Me either.
The game was good, even tho my Niner's were not in it. You really can't ask for anything better than last team with the ball wins, except for when they don't win, and...except the lame commercials. I'm a fan of good Super Bowl commercials. Unfortunately, this years batch was dookie.

First of all many were super sexist. Danika looks incredibly uncomfortable as a sex symbol. I had more respect for her when she was a pro race car driver. I forget the other one, but was that an advertisement for hookers-sure does seem like it.

Was' up with the Dorito's cat killin' commercial. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that cat murder is never right. Just sayin'.

"Bro-dude, it's me bro-dog, I murdered the cat. Choose me over your pretty lady, thanks."

I did like the commercial with all, and I do mean all, the cartoon characters: Voltron, Scooby Doo, He Man, Looney Tunes. I'll just say it...I thought it was quite touching and I don't care that teams of advertising types specifically geared the content of that commercial to people around my age.

I also like the Star Wars commercial, but just the second part ( and I'm willing to over look that Star Wars was before right now and they wouldn't have been watching the Super Bowl in the bar.).

I guess my girl MIA flipped everyone the bird during the halftime show. I don't care, just call me, girl, the next time you come to Sac Town, you can sleep on my couch if ya want (wink wink).

I didn't see the Clint Eastwood one. the M&M's one was stupid. The Vampire was was sorta cool and lastly, the baby slingshot one is wrong. Just like cat murder is no beuno, neither is abusing babies.

Oh wait, I have more. I also like the Mayan 2012 one and the best part of it was at the end when it went all biblical with the raining of frogs.

That's kinda epic.

This was by far the best commercial. Grape Ape, Grape Ape.

Update: The always good and mighty Mo Jo on the stupid-head sexist Super Bowl commercials. Really, why does sexism halfta come into play. those highly paid advertising people can't come up with something goo that is not sexist. Otherwise, I do believe that this particular SB had a heavy and pretty positive female influence.

* Here's a pretty good place to watch most of the commercials.

* Hey I forgot another thingy. there were two commercials where the bro-dude chose his dog over his pretty lady that puts up with his shit. Doritos and Mayan. I like animals, but I'd chose my pretty lady over them. Just sayin'.

* OK, one more one more thing. I do wanna buy me some of those David Beckham, ugh, underwear. Promise when I do it will be my new avatar of twitter, FB and of course, here.