The New Documentary About Christianity That Will Make Us All Cringe

David gets straight A's, well liked, many friends...oh, but teh gay. OFF TO CAMP SINNER.

I ass-u-me that everyone saw the two super horrible (in content not quality) documentaries Lake of Fire and Jesus Camp, right. Well fuck you nonexistent God, there is a new one that we all must see...Kidnapped for Christ.

What can I say, it is exactly like it sounds. Rich evangelical parents that have children with discipline problems, like you know-teh gay-get sent to fuckin' Dominican Republic, to a boot camp type, err, camp.

Really, WTF are they doing, cleaning rocks. WTF.

This is how it goes down typically. The main subject, David, was awaken in the morning at his home, a belt was tied to his waist and he was led to a "transport vehicle." He was not told where he was going and when he got there, a place called Esceula Caribe, he was not told when he could leave.

I don't know if there are straight up beatings going on, but as you can see in the trailer, it is not a place one would volunteer to go to. Students are shown facing a wall at attention, doing pushups in the rain, running, something that looks like cleaning rocks (WTF) and of course the worse punishment of all...reading the fuckin' bible.

WWJCD...not this.

I guess there is something called the Troubled Teen Industry where camps like this are multiplying, growing and are, of course, unregulated. Read the article then scroll down to read Christians in denial say the stupid "This is not Christian behavior."

The film is in the editing phase and they are looking for donations to complete the project.

* Article w/trailer

* Web site Kidnapped for Christ

* Another trailer site with details on where to direct donations

* If you have not see Lake of Fire or Jesus Camp and you are on Team Atheist, youtube it and be shocked...veeerrrrrryyyyy shocked.