A Gigantic Fireball Will Destroy Da Erffs

Please Don't Kill Us Giant Fireball. Please.

I just read this and I thought it was funny. Who says science can't be fun...and awesome...f-awesome-n...no. So we just escaped the Harold Camping most recent Doomsdays, both of them, but we can't rest on your laurels because the Mayan 2012 is coming up, remember. Or not.

A press release from NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center "reassured" the public that the reports of Earths demise are not greatly exaggerated because of that giagantic solar flare that is coming erffs way. Mmm, of the top of my head I can't recall if that is part of the Mayan 2012 prophecy. Earthquakes, floods or solar flare, OK, I can go for that. Couple of things tho...

First of all, the sun does not have enuff energy to send that killer fireball the million-bazillino-quadrillion miles to the earth. Second the sun goes thru a cycle (11years) so anyone over age 11 has already been thro a similar event (and if you can read this, then you survived). And lastly, this is my favorite one, their numbers are wrong. NASA says that the "killer fireball" will not reach the earth until 2013-14-ish. The Mayan Calandar thingy is totally about numerology-n-stuff and it is called the "Mayan 2012 Prophecy"

Whatevah...If the world ended next year, OK. But I'm not trippin' because just like with Harold Campings three doomsdays that were "predicted" using "calculations", the numerology of the Mayan Doomsday doesn't add up.

* Science Fair