Will The Real Moses Please Stand Up

I really heart Religion News Service. Super great news roundup (I hardly ever read the essays, nothing against them or anything) with a touch of humor-laughing is cool, right. Any who...this writer made the funny that we now have four GOP candidates who have been personally called by God to be President.

Mr. Equal Opportunity Employer, yes the one that sounds eerily  similar to Samuel S. Jackson (I'm not prejudiced for saying that. We all think that.) none other than Herman Cain recently said, "And when I finally realized that it was God saying that this is what I needed to do, (wait for it.....................), I was like Moses." Wow. That is epic. We have a genuine modern day Moses running right now. I guess we should vote for Moses, right. Oohhhh, but which one.

If it could only be that easy. Not only has God inefficiently called four within the GOP ranks to run, (which means God is going to be wrong at least three times, right), but we also have, (wait for it......), two Moses...or is it Mose-(eye sound)...a gaggle of Moses'es, or plain old Moses'.........one more, Moses squared. OK.

Needless to say, this is the most interesting (to me) GOP contest ever ever. I vote for Moses. The One True Moses....Chuck "Freekin'" H, yo.

* RNS