Teh Gay News

I'll do another year in review post later, first up tho...Those powerful gays. Shit man, they cause erff quakes, tsunamis, hell, they probably caused the financial meltdown (and fo sho the war on women because they created hi-heals, right?). Conservatives finally have the proof that they need to show that teh gay actually does harm traditional marriage (that is where a woman and a man are married and the man totally dominates...dominates). Here's the proof....

God said "Traditional marriage only...that's what the bible says. I cheated on my husband."

It's a confession of sorts...in the form of an apology. John Medeiros on behalf of All Gay and Lesbian Minnesotans said sorry for making Senator Amy Koch (R) cheat on her husband. Dude said something like we apologize for our successful efforts to ruin your traditional marriage, ya know with all our gay marriage talk-n-stuff. Here's some money...


"We apologize that our selfish requests to marry those we love has cheapened and degraded traditional marriage so much that we caused you to stray from your own holy union for something more cheap and tawdry. And we are doubly remorseful in knowing that many will see this as a form of sexual harassment of a subordinate."


Well that is sooooo honest and heartfelt. I just wish that more people on both sides of the debate would be this honest. Sen. Koch was very vocal when gay marriage came up recently.

In other teh gay v. religion news...

Chicago Cardinal Francis George said that the upcoming 2012 Gay Pride Fest has the potential to be much like a...KKK rally. It was on Fox News so we know that it's true. Now I've heard everything.

Come back later for some Year In Review stuffs.

* Here's the letter. It's really epic and worth a read.

* KKK, err, I mean teh gay.