F*ck You, Crapmass.....

The erffs is 6-10,000 years old. So sayith'..The Bible.

Lol cats rulezzzzzzz. nom nom nom.

 OK, I'll make it quick.  Jesus was not born in December...dude was born in the spring. The bible says shepherds were chillin' about when JC was born, well, no shepherds in ancient Palestine 'hung out' in their fields during the cold arse winter (they would, however, chill in the Spring.).

The previous holiday, Saturnalia, was hijacked to attract those Nu Christians, err, Pagans to this new festival and religion called Christianity.

The use of the xmas tree is also stolen from those Pagans.

 The early Christian church didn't even celebrate Jesus' birthday until 440A.D.. Once again, church leaders tried to latch onto previous festivals and beliefs, like Winter Solstice on Dec 25th-n-shit like that.

OK, now I believe...in beer.

 If you want to goober out on sum-mo' info, this is a pretty good article (or you can just blindly believe me).

* Is baby Jesus in the pic above a miller Genuine Draft. Come on people have some respect for the Lord. At least Sierra Nevada Winter Fest or sumthin'. Sheez.....