F*ck Santa

Super lame-o to the infinity extreme. A news anchor had to apologize for sayin' that there ain't no Santa. The quote from the caption says "Robin Robinson crushed kids' holiday dreams by saying that Santa doesn't exist." Deluded parents that also want their children deluded got their panties all in a bunch because of it. Forget that it was the news at 9:45pm and that kids that would be affected would not be awake, and besides that...what kids watch the news. Really.

This is bullshit. She should have not had to apologize (here). What did she do...tell the truth. The topic came up earlier, "Would I, krissthesexyatheist, raise my kids (the kids that I do not, yet, have-where are you 1/2 Asian babies) to believe in Santa Claus." The answer....hell yea. At least for a couple of years (it would be fun for me and the mommy also). But would I get my panties in a bunch if my kid(s) that was supposed to be asleep caught a glimpse of a news anchor telling the truth (1) by sayin' that the fat white man called Jesus, errr, I mean, Santa Claus does not exists. No.

Nuff said

(1) If anyones kids were such a goober as to watching the news at a young age, fo sho it would be mine...but they wouldn't be watching Fox News. They would be watching something cool like BBc or Al Jazeera. So there...

* As of right now I want to post a whole bunch of times on the topic of The War On Christmas. I'm pissed, fuck you and fuck you Christmas, and fuck Happy Holidays and fuck you again. Other than that...have a nice day.

* In "researching" this I came across a Jesus-Claus site. I think it'll (yes, that is a valid contraction) be my next post.

* I've been on break because everything is shitty. Shitty, I tell you.