The Most Awesome Thing You Will See Today

Be prepared for the most awesome thing you will see today. I wanna say it's pareidolia, but technically, it is not.  Kind gentle and very good looking readers I present to you...The Jesus toaster. Yes, the Jesus toaster. that is two things...in one. Jesus. Toaster. Put them together and you have...The Jesus toaster.

Burnt Impressions is the idea of an absolute genius; genius I tell you. Galen Dively already had his successful ( a couple of hundred, total) toaster business that sold toasters that could burn a peace sign or pot leaf onto you bread product; but when he busted out with the Divenly inspired Jesus toast, sales really took off (100 a day).

Sales have been so good Dively has branched out with an Obama toaster, dog paw and, of course, The Virgin Marry toaster. But of course sales are so good, check out this epic advertising...

"Normal toasters are tame and subdued by unfortunate limitations; but great toasters rise above them and become Burnt Impression toasters."

Before this endeavor, Dively sold tye-dye tee-shirts. Go figure.

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