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I Googled Holy Smoke and this came up. Sumthin 'bout it...

Remember that joke you used to say as a teenager, growing up in Northern California, partying and sowing oats under majestic and super huge and old redwood tree's, under the moonlight, the joke that goes like this..."Yea dude, when I die, I want you guys to smoke me (or snort me, whateveha)." Remember that joke, no, OK then. Well it doesn't matter, a company called Holy Smoke has out bro'd the bros.

For the measly price of $850, ya know that extra $850 that you have just sitting there waiting to be spent, you can honor your deceased homie or relative by cremating them and, get this, loading them into a bullet and then shooting them. Really, I can't make shit like this up. For that price you can get 250 shotgun shells, 100 rifle sounds or 250 pistol rounds. In case ya don't know, that is really expensive. Even the brand Federal (which is good hi quality ammo) is not even close to that expensive, but we're talking about love here, right. Love has no price.

(Not too sound prejudice or anything, but...) So how does this conversation go. You're sitting around your still, ya know, cause you are a redneck and you are making moonshine. You saved up $850 from your methamphetamine sales (and you cut back on your consumption, because this is so important) and now you have Jed (because they are all named Jed) packed into 250 12 gauge shotguns shells. And to honor your fallen friend you are now ready to shoot a chinaman like me (even tho I'm Filipino, but they don't know that) while you say, "Git off our property and stay away from our white women."

If that is not love, then I don't know what is. Personally, I'd smoke my friends in a bong.

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* Home page Holy Smoke. Ya know your interested, check it out.

This was on there also.