This Is How Crazy The Response Will Be

I was gonna write about that college in So-Cal that is offering a degree in secularism, but I've already written about it and besides that, this article from the mighty Mo Jo is just too epic. As you know, because we are Team Atheist, Texas Gov Rick Perry is a-gonna have a prayer revival thingy this weekend. Sure there is the church state thingy (American Atheist just got their case thrown out of court, boo) and attendance is only about 8,000 in a 70,000 stadium, fuck that shit. Let's look at the loonies that are associated with this event and the Gov.

* The American Family Association and the International House of Prayer will be involved. Too bad that the Southern Poverty Law Center considers both, hate groups. Fo sho there will be converting going on and if you are not Christian, you are not invited (even tho many have said otherwise).

* A Rev. Doug Stringer will be there and of course he thinks that 9-11 was God's punishment because of those super powerful, GLBT communities. Dude also thinks that legalizing gay marriage will destroy the world.

* Minister Cindy Jacobs thinks that all those dead birds earlier this year is, guess...God's punishment for repealing Don't Ask Don't tell. OK?

* Endorser of the event, Alice Smith says that you are stinky because you are having an affair and, guess...God is punishing you.

* Alice Patterson the Texas State Coordinator of The Response claims that the Democratic party is an "invisible network of evil."

* The Family Research Council, another identified hate group by SLPC, made this awesome connection between those powerful gays and...Hitler. They believe that Hitler choose to surround himself with The Gay because they make better killers. Peeps, I can't make this shit up.

You guys have to read the article. It is soooo good. The religious right attacks Glee (of course) whales, grizzly bears, Hurricane Katrina, Muslims and even Oprah to a few (there is more). Oh man, just go there to read the batshit crazy quotes from the religious leaders.


And on that note my kind gentle and very goodlooking readers...have an awesome weekend, yo.

* Mother Jones