Jesus, Stop Dressing The Hot Grrls

Jesus, do I look holy in this shirt...baby.

Oh nozzzzzz, it's worse than what I reported yesterday. Jesus wants hot grrls that subscribe to the Beauty Myth, err, that shop at Forever 21. Yesterday's topic was sexism being promoted at the Beauty Myth store, but wouldn't ya know it, they want your (nonexistent) soul also.

When I get back from church...I'm a gonna make you a sandwich.

So I'm a dude and I have never laid foot inside a Forever 21 store, and I don't even know where I would find one. But after reading this article (thanks N.A. for the heads up) to quote Morissey, "I was shocked and ashamed to discover," that F-21 is all Jesus-y. It's true. Apparently they have magnificent crosses for sale decorated with rhinestones and Bedazzled (what ever that is) disguised as jewelry. Click this link to see more of the God shirts, I only pictured a couple of them. If the in your face Christianity were not enuff, then howz about putting John 3:16 on the bottom of the bags (very sneaky you proselytizing believers, you).

So we can ad Forever 21 to the list of Christian-y business' that are dookie because they shove their religion in the face of innocent consumers (and it is usually the case that the business owners support and donate hella money to stop those gays from marrying-n-stuffs). So don't eat at Chick-Fil-A, or shop at American Apparel, eat pizza at that dudes place that is running for president and now...don't shop at Forever 21, unless you want the Lord dressing you (wow, that sounds so creepy).

* Very appropriately named WTForever 21. More pictures of hot grrls in Jesus clothes.

* Secret Culty Christians on Jezebel 

* John 3:16

¹⁶ For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.