Back to The "Wack"

Everytime ya go to a "How to blog better site," they always suggest the top ten list. Guess what...chicken butt. Guess what else...I'm gonna talk about my depression again. Guess what else, what else...I'm gonna try and be funny.

TOP TEN REASONS WHY I"M NOT DEPRESSED ANYMORE

10) When I go to sleep, I also want to wake up.
9) Once again I care about anything and everything and I don't feel like destroying shit for no reason.
8) I'm masturbating again. There was a two month period where my forearm strength and my grip strength went down considerably.
7) 6) Is masturbating again.
5) I'm not making any deals with God. I confess, I did pray one day...no more.
4) I have the ability to smile and shoot the shit and even joke around (really, it was that bad).
3) I look both ways when I cross the street because now I want to live.
2) I have vigor in my atheist blogging for the sake of secular society (for a while there I was just going thru the motions.
1) This is the best one. My number one reason, that I can see, that I am not depressed anymore....da da daaaa, I love my job again. Yippie!!!!

This has been the crappiest summer ever, ever. Interbutz homies, thanks so much for all the support and personal stories (sometimes too personal). I never want to suffer like that again soz Imagonna always take that beautiful little flueoxotine pill every morning...after I wack.

Thanks homies.